Newguy: Hi I’m new here and I was wondering if anyone could suggest a good set of tires for my 5 year old Saturn.

LatestAndGreatist: Dude, your car sucks! Don’t waste your money buying new tires for that old car. Go out and buy a new Corvette.

FerrariFanboy: I agree. That old car can do a maximum or 80 mph my new Ferrari can do 160.

Newguy: Well, I mostly use the car to pick up my Grandchildren from school so I don’t need the speed.

LatestAndGreatist: Dude, check out the new Masarati, it can do 210.

Newguy: (Sigh) Thanks anyway.

Cool, this should be a sticky in the Windows 98 section!

yeah thats so true, im sure people in the 9x section would understand this

Yes, but you guys are making the assumption that the newer versions of Windows are faster.

Not with the 64bit apps and 4GB I use!