~^^~*Blam-O!’s Official Retard Reply Form for MSFN.org Forums*~^^~
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Dear:
[ ] Newbie.
[X] Clueless Newbie.
[ ] Loser.
[X] Geek.
[ ] Lamer.
[ ] Jackass.
[ ] Smartass.
[ ] Wiener.
[ ] Lame AOL’er.
[ ] Moron.
[ ] Pedophile.
[ ] Spammer.
[ ] Flamer.
[ ] ^<~>xx*WAreZ KiDy*xx-.
[ ] Whiner.
[ ] All of the Above.
[ ] Other: __________.
You have received this Official Retard Reply Form because:
[X] You didn’t read the Stickies.
[ ] You posted on a thread that is over six months old.
[X] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted a useless thread.
[ ] You posted a recycled thread.
[ ] You posted a recycled question.
[ ] You posted a recycled POLL.
[ ] You posted false information.
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[X] You failed to use the Search button.
[X] You posted a request for an illegal download.
[ ] You posted racist material.
[ ] You posted an "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You posted an advertisement/spam.
[ ] Yu misPElEd evy sengle wurd.
[ ] You posted something that is not understandable.
[ ] You posted a fantasy story.
[ ] You failed to say Thank You.
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread.
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] You are sucking up to the administrators.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS!
[ ] All of the Above.
[ ] Other: __________.
Your Punishment includes:
[ ] Give up your given account.
[X] Read the f******
Board Rules.[ ] Must be banned.
[ ] Go on a Diet.
[ ] Actually post something constructive.
[ ] Eat a can of spinach.
[ ] Go to your room without dinner.
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] Watch 3 hours of the Brady Bunch.
[ ] Go away for 1 month.
[ ] All of the Above.
[ ] Other: __________.
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