OK everyone! If you've managed to find a file with profanity from Microsoft, please post some of the amusing notes (not the code) in this thread!

If there's a part of the code in the note, replace it with a bunch of stars (****)...

Here are some to start it off:

heh, regards the last one. i think:

//Microsoft f***ed up

hehe, i prefer both

While doing a search through the files, I found a few interesting bitmaps...

Here are the links:

<gh200 removed em >

Sorry for them being bitmaps... I didn't want to convert them!

I like Enterp.bmp
Shows the real 32bit operating system possibilities!

I also like the file jzcrap and nocrap.

Wow... Found some more:

[quote]// ******: this (*********)1 crap is bogus![/quote]
[quote]//  punk hide everyone except me[/quote]
[quote]            // ******: ALL of this code just sucks.  The PMs finally decided that
            //        it would be good to always have "Inet Options" & "Folder Options"
            //        in all views. (FTP, Shell, & Web)  However doing it now
            //        is too late so we want to do this later.  When that is done
            //        we can get ride of all this crap.[/quote]
[quote]    // Crappy hack to fix norton commander.  *** has a bug where it
    // passes in stack trash (in addition to the desired bits) to ***********.
    // Fix it here by stripping down to Win95 bits if more bits than the
    // current valid bits are defined.[/quote]
[quote]// Crappy hack for Sage, which passes unitialized memory to ******************.
// They used to get lucky and get zeros for the max position, but now they end
// up with non-zero stack trash that causes bad things to happen when sage is
// maximized.  Thus, zero a bunch of stack to save their tail...[/quote]
[quote]    // For compatibility with 16-bit crap, you are only allowed to
    // pass these combinations of flags.[/quote]
[quote]// if it wasn't a full recalc, then we need to do some scrollwindow crap.[/quote]
[quote]//  Eudora is a pile of crap.[/quote]
[quote]// It's time for Legacy Crap Mode!!![/quote]
[quote]                //  we could do some special crap, i guess, to weed out the bad
                //  items, but it seems simpler to just blow it away.[/quote]
[quote]            // do the default create shortcut crap[/quote]
[quote]//  HACKHACK - hummingbird really sucks here because we used to suck more.[/quote]
[quote]  This is a lot of extra crap, but the painting is several orders of magnitude nicer with it...[/quote]
[quote]// Can't do anything with this crappy string![/quote]
[quote]// Stupid printing crap[/quote]
[quote]//  TODO: Get rid of this bogus crap!!![/quote]
[quote]// More constant crapola.  this all needs to be fixed.[/quote]
[quote]//  clean up this useless crap[/quote]
[quote]// somebody put crap in this value, so just ignore it[/quote]
[quote]// Foo crap for the reg calls[/quote]
[quote]// Ditto[/quote]
[quote]# needed to get around stupid IE Build crap[/quote]

That's about it for the word CRAP!

Hmmmm... S***?

were are u finding these?

My little secret!

ermmm ok..

Hehe, and just as I was begining to think the guys at MS had no humor

I like especially like this one:


Brilliant!

The word: SUCKS












And MORON:

heheh - it makes me wonder how professional they look when companies have to view this code!

gamehead, you have to much time

removed

hehehehe, thats microsoft for yah, but i doubt that it will have any sideeffects

Heh... I guess I missed a few!

more coming up

bink.nu found piles more

am seriosuly lost here

guys - this is utterly hysterical

The "The user f***ed up" comment amongst some others are from windows 2000 source code. I didn't go through too much but yeah it's in there.

It's really up to the devs if they want to leave comments like that in the Source Code, after all, it's not supposed to be seen by the public.

Edit: lol, found this in the "similar topics" section, didn't notice the bumpage.

Are all these real??

Hi

MSFN is a site which providing such topic where we can add our ideas and views.
This is really very nice thing for any site.


john markson