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misskellibad1
Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.

There is no need for dice in role playing.

Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.

If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.

If she says she's into "bondage", don't show her your financial portfolio.

You can lie down during a one-night stand.

Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.

Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.

Sex is like "The Club" - accept no substitutes. tongue.gif
kidd0
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You can lie down during a one-night stand.
this was about the only one I got... laugh.gif
harrytb
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If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.


very good. :sex
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