What does GreenMachine do while he's away?

I'd like to think that he was busy partying on a yacht (a big boat). With a bunch of bitches (women of birthing age). But, he probably wasn't.

I suspect his neglect is due to computerized gaming.

GreenMachine's a bit older than you think

As I understand it, he's a baseball enthusiast and devoted to his children. I'd say its a safe bet alot of that "extra" time goes to them when he's not trying to cop tickets to the World Series

Probably in mourning over the tragic elimination of his beloved Red Sox

OH... Is he the one that they made that movie after??

You know the comedy about a guy who is in love with the red sox.

Fever Pitch

And probably