How would life be if Google were an actual person?

mr google would be great for searching things whilist placing those smart a** comments such as
"Did you mean: Doggie is not cool ? "
lol

Doggie, I think he would say:

"Did you mean: ASTRO MIKE ?"

No f***er, I meant ASTROMIKE!!! You wanna mess with me, Mr. Google? Come here so I can beat the guts out of you for trying to correct me!

the corrections can be usefull

Like when u make a zpelling 3rror..

or in the case of the l33t version:

Mr google can u plz h4x0r this?

If Google was a person, it'll turn out like that poof Ask Jeeves.

**** Ask Jeeves...

LOL agree .. ask geeves sux..
and oh hes british lol no offence aaron

You can use the 1337 version of g00gle..

then it will work fine heHe

none taken. He's an a******.

he would probably be a really demented person...

google now feels upset lol
google would be polite, brainy and be able to read text in 0.5 secs hehe he could probably get a Uni degree at RC1

lol agreed, ask jeeves is a d******* hehe

If Google was a person? *shudders* It would be ok, but it would be worse than you teacher...Its spelt field, not feild! argh...

Jeeves rescued me froma spot of bother, theres always a special place in my heart 4 him
But in the past 3 months or so I have used Google instead
He would be a geek that speaks several hundred languages and cant get a gf....

he'd get a new record for speed reading just image, a guy in a big multi colored suit, that looks like ask jeeves, only has a bigger forehead! now, image asking him for somrhing on the internet.

"Your search was completed in 0.6"
"Did you mean "Ask Jeeves is good?"

lol, scary...

but think about even though he has all that knowledge, he also has all that porn...

Someone in my class at school 'accedentally' went onto a pron sit, after searching google for scotland. well, the IT teacher opened the remot acces port and it came up all over the screen, get of that site now! But the only thing was, all the upstairs computes are linked! and tehre were only 3 people on the3 computers, me, the boy, and his freind, i got the blame :cry:

YOu can image mr google, get off that site now lol

porn rules :punk:

LOL! Maybe we should get the creator of Google and see what he says...

creators, google was made by two brothers

:jump: :geek:

yep the creator are problably 2 dirty old men.....