Follow my guide here:
http://www.msfn.org/board/index.php?showtopic=47730then define the variable:
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$status = file_get_contents("http://progressquest.com/robot.php?name=undeadsoldier&realm=Expodrine&style=pretty");
and output it somewhere in the image like so:
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ImageTTFText ($image, 8, 0, 10, 17, $white, $font, $status);
Should work.

It's working in my sig below... See the little green (or red) dot on the top right? That's basically giving my computer's online status by grabbing it from the text output at the Hamachi status site.

Edit: I just realized the file_get_contents will not work because it will grab the entire HTML of that page... Working on a solution...

Edit2:
Here we go!!!

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<?php
Header ('Content-type: image/jpeg');
Header('Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate, post-check=0, pre-check=0');
Header('Expires: Thu, 19 Nov 1981 08:52:00 GMT');
Header('Pragma: no-cache');
// create the image
$image = imagecreatefromjpeg("background.jpg");
// set the colors
$black = imagecolorallocate($image, 0, 0, 0);
$blue = imagecolorallocate($image, 63, 70, 88);
$red = imagecolorallocate($image, 255, 0, 0);
// set the font
$font = 'verdana.ttf';
$size = 8;
// grab status
$grab = file_get_contents("http://progressquest.com/robot.php?name=undeadsoldier&realm=Expodrine");
$split = preg_split("/[\n]+/", $grab);
$line1 = $split[0] . " of Expodrine (" . $split[4] . ")";
$line2 = "Level " . $split[3] . " " . $split[1] . " " . $split[2];
$line3 = $split[5] . " / " . $split[6] . " / " . $split[7];
$combine = $line1 . "\n" . $line2 . "\n" . $line3;
// put text together
ImageTTFText($image, $size, 0, 8, 16, $black, $font, $combine);
// output and destroy
imagejpeg($image);
imagedestroy($image);
?>
This is the background image used:

And the contents of the .htaccess file:
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Options All -Indexes
<Files sig.jpg>
SetHandler application/x-httpd-php
</Files>
I used the Verdana font because I had already saved it somewhere on my machine.
Please try to host this on your own server if you're going to use it since I am now hosting it on one that isn't very reliable and because I use it for other things that usually slow it down (compiling/home music sharing/etc.)