Guest Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road.Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces.Guys: wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high school.Men: think perfume (yours) is a turn-on.Guys: think sweat (theirs) is a turn-on.Men: balance their checkbooks.Guys: balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.Men: claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.Guys: claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.Men: are afraid of becoming their fathers.Guys: are afraid of becoming men.Men: put you on the phone when their mothers call.Guys: pretend you're not there when their moms call.Men: start their own businesses.Guys: quit their jobs.Men: are experts on women's erogenous zones.Guys: are experts on their own erogenous zone.Men: order wine based on more than the price.Guys: bring their own beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robinwood Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 LoL ! whom do you think are better... Man or Guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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