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this pregnant girl comes to use my pc to type a letter

pregnant girl : i want to use your machine

ME : ok, you know how to use the pc right , just press the button and it comes on

pregant girl : *Sigh* * sits down*

ME : log in wit the account name selma , the pword is logon

Pregant Girl : Logon ?

ME: yes, LOGON !!

As i was about the leave shortly i said

Me : Now if you type logon to logon the machine , you know what to type to log off right ?

pregnant girl : yes, off course " logoff "

Me : hahahahahahahahaha you real sad yes girl, you dont need a pwrd to log off

then i left the office .....
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I pulled a prank similar to that on my friend. He never really paid attention to his desktop icons before I did this. One time I was at his house, I renamed his My Computer icon to Your Computer. Well a couple weeks later he had to call his ISP tech support when he couldn't get online. We've all heard stories about the My/Your Computer thing with people, but it works a whole lot better if the icon is named Your Computer.

Too bad you can't rename it on Win7.
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Use a Server Core machine, and you *do* type logoff to log off ;).
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