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What is behind the green glass door?

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They are hiding with the hippos, buffalo and cheetah, but no rhino, springbok or leopard anywhere to find ;)

And moose galore, but not a single elk! :yes:

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And moose galore, but not a single elk! :yes:

But quite a few deers and a whole lot of inflatable elks decoys (in other words balloons) - that's behind what those d@mn ferrets were hiding :w00t: , together with many, many other little mammals ;).

jaclaz

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And there are alligators, but no crocodiles.

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And swarms of bees... even so, there is no honey, :wacko: but you can find sweets everywhere! :w00t:

Moreover, there's plenty of grasshoppers, but not a single locust.

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There are also gorillas and baboons, but no monkeys or apes...

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And they eat pizza, but no pasta

although there are spaghetti, but no bucatini, fusilli, but no fedelini... :P

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And there's Dr. Pepper all around, but not a single drop of Coca-Cola :( (nor Pepsi, but that really is no loss).

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I assume there are bottles, and no cans. :whistle:

They can also drink it out of glasses, but can't add ice :)

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They can also drink it out of glasses, but can't add ice :)

But that is not a problem as they have the whatever swill or goo they swallow :w00t: well cooled (actually chilled) :thumbup , problem is there are no liquors (but luckily enough some booze and - don't tell it aloud :ph34r: - plenty of hooch).

jaclaz

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But that is not a problem as they have the whatever swill or goo they swallow :w00t: well cooled (actually chilled) :thumbup

Unless, of course, if they like it sizzling :} Although there are no gluhwein, there are plenty Hot Toddy, Wassail and even Irish Coffee :D

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No ice, but slurpee galore!

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And Nutella, and jelly, but no jam, eggs, but no bacon.

The programmers in there don't ever make breakfast, but they always have dinner AND supper.

jaclaz

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The programmers in there don't ever make breakfast, but they always have dinner AND supper.

which they just swallow, without chewing, while making their backups on floppies and stiffies, with no cd's, dvd's or even flash disks :ph34r:

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But how can they make their backups when they have processors but no RAM?

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But how can they make their backups when they have processors but no RAM?

Well, but they have BOTH SIMMs and DIMMs (and SO-DIMMs too), though. :whistle:

jaclaz

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Even so, their work usually stalls, because of too many office meetings for planning and follow-up. :D

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Even so, their work usually stalls, because of too many office meetings for planning and follow-up. :D

That is because there are just loose chatter and gossip with no real solutions :no:

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That is because there are just loose chatter and gossip with no real solutions :no:

Not at all :whistle: , real problem is that there is ONLY C++ (and not C#) and lots of foos, but no bars.

jaclaz

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real problem is that there is ONLY C++ (and not C#) and lots of foos, but no bars

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Not at all :whistle: , real problem is that there is ONLY C++ (and not C#) and lots of foos, but no bars.

And of course, lots of classes, but no objects, and too many programmers, but no code... :D

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And of course, lots of classes, but no objects, and too many programmers, but no code... :D

Yes and no :unsure:, there are galleys (to be proofed ;)) and no Alpha's or Beta's, but only Gamma's.

Not one final, nothing is ever released :ph34r: , but often something (mainly proofs of concept) are issued.

There are Freeware and Commercial Apps, but no Shareware, formatting tools but no partitioning utilities. :w00t:

jaclaz

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Yes and no :unsure:, there are galleys (to be proofed ;)) and no Alpha's or Beta's, but only Gamma's.

Not one final, nothing is ever released :ph34r: , but often something (mainly proofs of concept) are issued.

Which obviously have the effect that all the speech recognition apps can only do Afrikaans :P , Finnish and Russian, with no English, Italian or Portuguese :o

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Which obviously have the effect that all the speech recognition apps can only do Afrikaans :P , Finnish and Russian, with no English, Italian or Portuguese :o

Sure Yeess, rest assured, but there are good chances that soon (but not currently ;)) there will be a few supporting Elmer Fudd :w00t: and Yiddish (check the google translate, which is also available - unlike Babelfish):

http://www.google.com/language_tools?hl=en

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-elmer

jaclaz

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