Posted 22 April 2004 - 11:22 AM
Heres your fricken how to:
1) Find your favorite interweb browser. its the thing that allows you to access that great sea of information. In many cases looks like an "e" on the left side of that big tv part of your computer.
2) take that weird looking ( usually white ) thing with the buttons that fits in your hand and move that arrow thinger on the tv part of your computer over the top of the icon we found before.
3) click twice ( regular click )
4) Look way at the top of the internet program and way up at the top you should see a big long bar with the word address next to it. That's where we want to start.
5) again grab a hold of that white thing with the buttons and click in that space at the top.
6) this is where it gets trickey. Now we are going use that big thing in front of you with the alphabet on it. type in the following: www.google.com
7) press the key labeled "enter", also on the white thing with the alphabet on it.
8) Now you should see a white screen with the words GOOGLE across the top.
9) click in that white typing space box. This is where we will type in the name of the program.
10) type in the following: xplode
11) Now were gonna be cool and bypass about 80 steps. Click the "Im feeling lucky" button.
12) and there ya go a complete description of the program.
...... Sir? , sir you still following me. umm no sir the icon with the "e" on it. No sir its not black... it should be blue. No sir i can't tell you exactly where it is in inches on your tv. Sir it should be on the left side... Wait no sir, you need to turn on your computer. No sir stop kicking it, its not broke just turn it on.