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#1 User is offline   Blackwar 

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Posted 13 June 2002 - 08:55 PM

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but
only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball

player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die....So he took the first pack

and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the

former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the

world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president."

She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the

United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a

superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in

American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack

next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10

year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a

Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.

The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."

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Posted 14 June 2002 - 08:11 PM

LMFAO :rolleyes:
my hat goes off to you on this one Blackwar........nice one :) LOL

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 01:20 AM

ROFL, :lol:
unbelievable

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 03:00 AM

:lol: incredible funny joke. :lol:

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 03:21 AM

incrediably over 2 years old :\

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 05:41 AM

LOL, except Kobe Bryant isn't with the Lakers anymore...

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Posted 15 August 2004 - 06:31 PM

lol, iv heard it already, u can use it for anyone

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Posted 16 August 2004 - 03:46 PM

A variation:
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 6 passengers on board but
only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, " I'm Smith John Smith, the best thief ever. If you let me live, I'll give you all money. So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former president of the United States, I am also the most ambitious woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "I'm President of the
United States of America, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And above all I'm the cleverest President in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, one ghost of Sir John A. Macdonald, says to the rest "I am the ghost of Sir John A. MacDonald, I cannot die. You fight over the remaining parachute while I play poker with the late Sir Chloe Zosn."

The fifth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10
year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you. America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."

Sir John A. MacDonald said, "Oh good, another poker player!"

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 06:04 PM

Lolololol

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Posted 24 May 2006 - 08:00 PM

hahahahahah! :D

i heard about the first one but variation was superb! :thumbup

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 01:01 AM

View PostDoggie, on Aug 15 2004, 11:21 AM, said:

incrediably over 2 years old :\

think over!
i heard it about 15-17 years ago in bosnia. of course the characters were different.

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 02:32 AM

View Postzeko, on May 25 2006, 08:01 AM, said:

View PostDoggie, on Aug 15 2004, 11:21 AM, said:

incrediably over 2 years old :\

think over!
i heard it about 15-17 years ago in bosnia. of course the characters were different.


lol :thumbup


Great joke!

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 04:45 AM

no, really, it's not a joke. honest!

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 05:22 AM

no, i didnt mean that was a joke, i mean the joke in general as great... :P

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Posted 25 May 2006 - 05:33 AM

hehe good one :yes:

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Posted 26 May 2006 - 05:26 AM

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol !

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Posted 02 June 2006 - 01:45 PM

lol never heard this joke =)

*anyone else notice the date go from 2004 to 2006.... lol*

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