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The Three Bears

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Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small

chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl.

It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!",

he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big

chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty.

"Who's been eating my Porridge?!!,"he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from

the kitchen and yells, "For s*** sake, how many times

do we have to go through this with you idiots? It was

Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke

everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the

coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher

from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma

Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch

the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the **** table,

it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned

the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food

dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry

bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen

with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only

going to say this one more time.




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