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misskellibad1

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Please people, let's not turn this one into a "lynch" mob.

I sincerely apoligise to any trailer people and their dogs ahead of time........

An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfare

officer asks her how many children she has?

"Ten boys."

"And their names?"

"Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, Leroy, and

Leroy."

"All named Leroy? Why would you name them all Leroy?"

"That way, when I wants them all to come in from the yard, I just yells

'LEROY!', and when I wants them all to come to dinner, I just yells

'LEROY!'"

"What if you just want a particular one of them to do something?"

"Then I calls him by his last name

:)

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me -- I don't want to go deaf!"

So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand...

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:rolleyes: Both good laughs :)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A redneck pulled his car to the side of the road, got out, and commenced to take a leak by the side of the road. On the other side of the road was a chicken farm where a few chickens often run loose. The redneck noticed the chickens and called to them "Here Chicky Chicky. Here Chicky Chicky".

A. Thats why.

The rest is medical science. Thats why rednecks have red necks and thats why redneck chickens have red necks.

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