It's tough being a man

[misskellibad1]

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat

race,you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is

exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off

your a** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive

bastard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.

If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated

woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a

pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're

sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN -- THEY WANT TO!

[FthrJACK]

you wonder why? lol nice list i might print it off even

[Drewdatrip]

Man! I have been sayin this s*** for years.....women always saying that double standads are in the mans favor...such crap...women have soo many double standards that they take advatage of everyday....women can get of of anything..punk asses!

=Drew

[ninjan]

If I would have been studying instead of thinking of women all the time I would have been a genius by now, but if I would have tried to understand women, I would be insane by now...

[lfotto]

That was good! I had to email this topic to my daughter and my wife. Of course I will catch all kinds of grief after they get it. All well!