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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where
the devil is waiting
for him. "I don't know what to do here, " says the
devil. "You are on my list but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm
going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite
as bad as you. I'll let one
of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon
and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and
over and over. Such was his fate
in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a
good swimmer and don't
think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair
with a sledgehammer and a
room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be
in constant agony if all I
could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the floor
with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked
in spread eagle pose. Bent
over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in
disbelief for a while and finally said "Yeah, I can
handle this." The devil smiled and said..........."OK, Monica, you're
free to go!"
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