[hbinded]

In the middle of the harvesting, one of the farmhands had to obey the
call
of nature. He went to the edge of the field and started peeing. Most
unfortunately, he was stung by a bee right on the "tip".
The pain was unbearable, but he knew a piece of good advice. He went to
the
farmer's house and put his p***s in buttermilk.
At that moment the farmer's daughter came in. With her face red, she
stood
perfectly still looking at him.
"Have you never seen one of these before?" the farmhand asked.
To which the girl replied:
"Yes, but this is the first time I've seen one being reloaded!"

[Lazy8]

A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying "I need 45 gallons of milk. " He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it. "Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked. "No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."

"Really," replied the milkman. "Do you want it pasteurized?"

"No," she said, "up to my tits will be fine."