Lazy8 Posted March 1, 2006 Share Posted March 1, 2006 The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.The CIA goes in. They collect satellite photos and wiretap the ranger's phone line. They rendition a fox and badger to a neighboring forest for the tough questions. After three months of investigations, leaks to the press and excessive public scrutiny force them to conclude that rabbits do not exist.The FBI goes in. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. Along the way, they find a suspicious looking warren of mongoose (mongeese?), which they burn to the ground--no apologies...the rabbits had it coming. They soon designate a local hare as a "mammal of interest", who is periodically harassed by agents and lambasted in the press. The prez eventually intervenes, saying they had the wrong suspect all along.The LAPD goes in. Two hours later they emerge with a badly mauled bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatcat42141 Posted March 2, 2006 Share Posted March 2, 2006 LMAO Thats the way it goes now days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sven Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 lol, sweet. sounds like my english class (nooooo must stop thinking.... cant bring this to a computer forum, ahhhhhhh. accusations!!!!!) sorry, iv been brainwashed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel_98a Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 that is to funny................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 LOL,nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now