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Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers

#1 User is offline   WolfX2 

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 05:43 PM

"Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers"


This one is for all of you who:
a) have kids
B} had kids
c) was a kid
d) know a kid!


As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said....
"Daddy look at this," and she stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
"Daddy"s gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat
them before I rushed out of the room again.


When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"


She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

This post has been edited by wolf74481: 14 March 2006 - 05:43 PM



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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:34 PM

It's actually good for your immune system.

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Posted 14 March 2006 - 06:36 PM

You get a joke and health tips....ONLY HERE ON MSFN ;)

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:43 AM

I'm not sure which is more tasteless...the humor, or the advice. :puke:

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 12:57 AM

Apparently a Eye-Drop of your own urine placed on the tip of your tongue each day increases the longevity of your life :)

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Posted 15 March 2006 - 01:08 AM

Pros: Immunity booster (increased life)

Cons: Pee-Pee breath (decreased love life)


I guess it all evens out.

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Posted 22 March 2006 - 07:23 PM

View PostLazy8, on Mar 15 2006, 03:08 AM, said:

Pros: Immunity booster (increased life)
Cons: Pee-Pee breath (decreased love life)
I guess it all evens out.

It's a drop, not a mouthful, and you could just brush your teeth or use moothwash. :P

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