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Number of downloads: 37 I may live in a Banana Republic, (256K Bigpond wireless broadband) but I DON'Tlive in a third world toilet because::::

I don't drive a Mercedes-Benz.

I don't drive anything with TOYOTA embossed on the rear carrying 16 armed very excitable men with AK-47's, and a very large

anti aircraft gun.

I don't have access to satellite communications.

I don't have a credit card.

I don't have a mobile phone.

I don't need to dig a well.

I don't own a AK-47 assault rifle.

I cannot afford the ammunition.

I have a flush toilet.

I don't know where to buy an RPG. (Rocket propelled grenade.)

In every direction I look, there is not a Coca-Cola or Avis Rent-a-Car sign.
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Number of downloads: 44

[EchoNoise]

Huh?

I don't get it?

[Lazy8]

Esoteric humor...best appreciated if you lived in either one.