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"Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
"Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
"Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
"No"
"Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"
"Bill Gates"
"Country?"
"The USA"
"Native language?"
"English"
"Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a pie?"
"Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
"We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
"Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie."
"Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
"Yes"
"Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
"No"
"Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"
"Yes"
"Any pies then?"
"No"
"Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I'll wait."
"Just a minute.." "Okay, I'm back."
"Did you get hit by another pie?"
"Of course not"
"Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem, though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department."
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Posted 24 March 2006 - 07:13 PM
LOL! Nice one, made me think of good old tech support! 
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Posted 29 March 2006 - 03:28 AM
yep.
nice one...
“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
------ Ronald Reagan
Hope u all know what the oldest profession is!!!
can u tell me wat could be the ans???
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nice one...
“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
------ Ronald Reagan
Hope u all know what the oldest profession is!!!
can u tell me wat could be the ans???
OoTsOo
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Posted 29 March 2006 - 03:43 AM
ootsoo, on Mar 29 2006, 08:28 PM, said:
yep.
nice one...
“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
------ Ronald Reagan
Hope u all know what the oldest profession is!!!
can u tell me wat could be the ans???
OoTsOo
nice one...
“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
------ Ronald Reagan
Hope u all know what the oldest profession is!!!
can u tell me wat could be the ans???
OoTsOo
Hint:- It involves women and Money.
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Posted 29 March 2006 - 05:06 AM
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Hint:- It involves women and Money.
hee...
100%
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Posted 30 March 2006 - 05:01 AM
LOL
It took me a few seconds to work out why the cop wanted bill to go outside again.
very good.
It took me a few seconds to work out why the cop wanted bill to go outside again.
very good.
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Posted 30 March 2006 - 10:28 PM
And you didn't get pied, either? Looks like we're working the bugs out of the system at last.
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