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I could have totally conquered!


Lazy8

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In the Afterlife three renouned historical leaders look down on events in Iraq.

Alexander the Great says, "Wow, if I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."

Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks."

There is a long pause as three continue to watch events. Then Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had Fox News and some of Bush's video news clips, the world would believe I had won the Russia Campaign, including the Russians."

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