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3 good arguments that Jesus was a ....



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*There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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* But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
Mother was sure He was God.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was an American Indian.

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

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*But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3
proofs that Jesus was a * woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when
there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
because there was work to do.

AMEN!!*

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lol nice one.

except the californian one.. 19 years living there and no one i knew matched that lol.

still good though

[Maleko]

Press any key, on May 12 2006, 06:12 PM, said:

*There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was
Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

Despite the fact that he lived in a country where most people would have been dark skinnned (so he defo wasnt white )