Press any key Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 3 good arguments that Jesus was a ....****There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:1. He called everyone brother.2. He liked Gospel.3. He couldn't get a fair trial.**** But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and hisMother was sure He was God.****But then there were 3 equally good argumentsthat Jesus was Italian:1. He talked with His hands.2. He had wine with His meals.3. He used olive oil.****But then there were 3 equally good argumentsthat Jesus was a Californian:1. He never cut His hair.2. He walked around barefoot all the time.3. He started a new religion.****But then there were 3 equally good argumentsthat Jesus was an American Indian.1. He was at peace with nature.2. He ate a lot of fish.3. He talked about the Great Spirit.****But then there were 3 equally good argumentsthat Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.************But the most compelling evidence of all - 3proofs that Jesus was a * woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get a message across to abunch of men who just didn't get it.3. And even when He was dead, He had to get upbecause there was work to do. AMEN!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synapse Posted May 13, 2006 Share Posted May 13, 2006 lol nice one.except the californian one.. 19 years living there and no one i knew matched that lol.still good though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleko Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 *There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:1. He called everyone brother.2. He liked Gospel.3. He couldn't get a fair trial.Despite the fact that he lived in a country where most people would have been dark skinnned (so he defo wasnt white ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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