MSFN Forum: Telephone repairman - MSFN Forum

Jump to content



Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

Telephone repairman trouble on the firing range

#1 User is offline   Lazy8 

  • Technophobe
  • PipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 159
  • Joined: 23-June 05

Posted 16 June 2006 - 01:45 PM

A telephone man joined the Army. As part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range. He fired 99 shots at the target, and missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor tried to find out why.

"What's the matter with you?" asked the DI. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"

"I was a telephone man," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."

The telephone man looked in the chamber of his weapon. Then he checked the chamber again...and a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew his fingertip off!

"Well," the phone man said, writhing in pain, "the bullets leave my end just fine. The trouble must be at the other end!"


#2 User is offline   deathwarder 

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 205
  • Joined: 26-March 06

Posted 16 June 2006 - 01:55 PM

:lol: thats great

#3 User is offline   EchoNoise 

  • Defender of the Penguin
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 933
  • Joined: 10-April 05

Posted 19 June 2006 - 04:55 PM

All I have to say to that is.. OUCH!...

#4 User is offline   Railman5 

  • Member
  • PipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 154
  • Joined: 25-May 05

Posted 22 June 2006 - 03:44 AM

Good one

#5 Guest_sicarius100_*

  • Group: Guests

Posted 22 July 2006 - 09:58 AM

lol !

That was great, working at a telephone company this joke rocked :)

#6 User is offline   Mr.Popular 

  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 7
  • Joined: 22-July 06

Posted 23 July 2006 - 07:53 AM

lol

Share this topic:


Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users



All trademarks mentioned on this page are the property of their respective owners
Copyright © 2001 - 2011 msfn.org
Privacy Policy