The Rabbi and The Taxman

[hbinded]

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the

books of a synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I

notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to

the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of

candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

"What about all these matzo (a very thin brittle biscuit of unleavened

bread) purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to

trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them

back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box

of matzo balls."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster

the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with

all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up

all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year

they send us a complete d*ck."

[gamehead200]

Ha, I've heard that one before... Pretty funny.

[Lost Soul]

lmao i could see that