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The B.O.O.K. - A Low-Tech Breakthrough Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organised Knowledge device (B.O.O.K.). It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere - even sitting in an armchair by the fire - yet it is powerful enough to hold as much information as a CD-ROM disk. Here's how it works: Each B.O.O.K. is constructed of sequentially numbered sheets of paper, each capable of holding thousands of bits of information. These pages are locked in with a custom-fit device called a "binder" that keeps the sheets in their correct sequence. By using both sides of each sheet, manufacturers are able to cut costs in half. Each sheet is scanned optically, registering information directly into your brain. A flick of the finger takes you to the next sheet. The B.O.O.K. may be taken up at any time and used by merely opening it. The browse feature allows you to move instantly to any sheet, and move forward of backwards as you wish. Most come with an index feature, which pinpoints the exact location of any selected information for instant retrieval. An optical "B.O.O.K.-mark" accessory allows you to open the B.O.O.K. to the exact place you left it in a previous session - even if the book has been closed. B.O.O.K.-marks fit universal design standards; thus a single BOOK-mark can be used in B.O.O.K.s by various manufacturers. Portable, durable and affordable, the B.O.O.K. is the entertainment wave of the future, and many new titles are expected soon, due to the surge in popularity of its programming tool, the Portable Erasable-Nib Cryptic Intercommunication Language Stylus (referred to by the acronym P.E.N.C.I.L.S. to those in the trade.)

Teacher: Johnny, define "miracle", please. Johnny: There are no miracles, sir! Teacher: Imagine you climb a 100 meters tall tower, you fall on your head and you survive. How do you call it then? Johnny: A coincidence, sir. teacher: Well then, and if you climb the same tower for the second time and you fall on your head again and you survive? Johnyy: I would call it an extraordinary coincidence, sir. Teacher (a bit frustrated): But if you climb it again, and you fall, and you survive for the third time, then how would you call this? Johnny: A habit, sir!

Once upon a time there was a shepherd. He was standing by the side of the road, looking after his flock of sheep. Suddenly, a brand new Cherokee Jeep appeared and stopped near the shepherd. A young man wearing a Hugo Boss shirt, Yves St. Laurent trousers and Nike trainers got out and said to the shepherd: ‘If I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one of them?’ The shepherd looked at the man, looked at his sheep – who were eating grass peacefully – and said: ‘Yes, OK then.’ The young man parked his car and took out his laptop computer and a GSM phone. Then he logged on to a NASA website and scrutinised the local area with the help of a GPS (global positioning system). Next, he created a database and 60 Excel tables full of statistics. After that, using a hi-tech micro-printer, he printed a 150-page report. Finally, he turned to the shepherd and said: ‘You have 1,586 sheep in your flock.’ The shepherd replied: ‘You’re absolutely right, I do have 1,586 sheep in my flock. Now you can take your sheep.’ The young man took a sheep and put it in the back of his Jeep. When he had done this, the shepherd said: ‘If I can guess your profession, will you give me my sheep back?’ ‘Yes,’ said the young man. ‘You are a business consultant,’ said the shepherd. ‘How did you guess?’ asked the young man. ‘Three things,’ said the shepherd. ‘Firstly, you came here when nobody asked you to. Secondly, you charged me a sheep to tell me what I already knew. And thirdly, you have no idea what I do, because you took my dog, not a sheep!’

@ Malmst33n[RPM] Welcome to our (your) forums! You express yourself quite good in English. For your question about the logo: I got the logo from somewhere (I no longer remember it). It was already transparent by its creator. However, you can post in Graphics and Designing Art to get an answer by a qualified member. Wish you good luck.