custom avatars and signatures

[jaclaz]

I forgot, there is also the issue about neighbours begging for a cup of sugar salt.

 

 

jaclaz

[larryb123456]

WOW, that's great, jaclaz.

 

I'd give that little charmer a whole bag of salt for his efforts,

and a bag of potato chips to take with him

back to the forest

to eat at the deer drive-in theater

while he watches the movie "Bambi".

 

And here's a picture of a *very, very* literate deer,

with a master's degree from M.I.T.,

who is applying a little mechanical advantage

to reduce his transit time across the road

quite considerably.

 

 

[larryb123456]

Of course, the reason the deer in my last post is in such a hurry to cross the road

is that he wants to play in a pick-up game of basketball with his other very, very literate buddies.

 

 

 

J          U          M          P

 

B         A          L           L

 

D         O         N          'T

 

F         O         U           L

 

S          L         A          M

 

D          U         N          K

 

H          A         V          E

 

F          U         N          !

 

D          E         E          R

 

P          A          L         S

Edited June 18, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

Below is a picture of the coach of the deer basketball team shown in my last post.

His name is A. Nonamuss, and he's called Non for short.

To clarify, that's "Non" and *not* "Non for short".

"Non for short" is the coach of the Romanian squirrel ice hockey team, as everyone knows.

Well, to continue:

Non used to be the coach of the Italian aardvark basketball team, which is owned by jaclaz, and, sadly, hasn't won a game in 14 years.

See, the aardvarks have never mastered the art of dribbling.

They are great at dribbling from their mouths, which they do all the time, but they are lousy

at dribbling a basketball.

Well, after 14 years of Non's ineptitude, jaclaz fired him, since, as everyone knows,

jaclaz is a severe disciplinarian.

So, Non became the coach of the deer basketball team shown in my last post.

As of now, the team has a record of 0-423,

but Non promises that soon, they'll be 1-562.

At least, that's Non's goal.

He's an eternal optimist.

 

N          O          N

 

S          U           X

 

ja         cl          az

 

S          A           Y

 

B          Y           E

 

B          Y           E

 

N          O          N

 

 

Larry

 

That's my name, not the name of the individual in the above picture.

 

As I've previously established in this brilliant stupid expository essay, his name is Non,

as you can clearly see if you closely examine the tattoo inside his left nostril.
 

Edited June 20, 2014 by larryb123456

[jaclaz]

To be fair, there has traditionally been a strong psychological pressure on aardvarks as they somehow are always the first item in any published article and in all lists, always first in the attention of any reader.

 

Traditionally football (what you living across the pond call soccer) teams of zonkeys have thus a not-so-trifling advantage .

 

BTW, also when it comes to zonkeys, Italians do it better , see the beauty of this newborn :

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/ippo-the-zonkey

 

jaclaz

[larryb123456]

Well, jaclaz, I certainly don't want to dispute your assertion that

aardvarks somehow are always the first item in any published article and in all lists,

since you are well known as a severe disciplinarian,

as I pointed out in my last post,

but you're forgetting about the aaaaaaaaaaaaaaardvarks,

who are aardvarks who stutter when they're asked to state

the species they belong to.

 

And, once again, you've broadened my horizons.

This time, it's about the zonkies.

I'd never heard of them before.

But I just don't believe that they're a cross between a zebra and a drunk donkey.

I think that's just another fallacy,

just like the one about Americans landing on the moon in 1969.

Intelligent people know for a fact that all of that was filmed on a Hollywood, USA movie set

and *not* on the moon.

But back to the zonkies.

Below is my photographic proof that a zonkey is not a zebra-donkey hybrid.

This picture was copied from your link about Ippo, who is, indeed, an undisputed cutie pie.

On the left is a donkey, and, on the right, is Ippo.

Close examination of this picture reveals that

Ippo is a donkey wearing striped panty hose.

 

 

Respectfully submitted by larryb123456,

bustin' myths wherever they exist,

in dedicated service to all mankind
 

 

[jaclaz]

The even more peculiar thing about Ippo is that it is not (like most zebroids around):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebroid

 an "intended" hybrid/breed, simply Martin (the zebra father) managed to open the gate or jump over the fence where Giada (the donkey mother) was...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/zonkey-zebra-donkey-hybrid-born-italy-article-1.1407688

 

jaclaz

[larryb123456]

Thanks so much for the additional elucidation, jaclaz.

 

But even more rare is the gnat-elephant hybrid, known as WTF.

 

I'll leave it to you, jaclaz, to provide the appropriate link documentation.

 

Of course, WTF is an acronym for "Wow, That's Fantastic".

Edited June 20, 2014 by larryb123456

[jaclaz]

I'll leave it to you, jaclaz, to provide the appropriate link documentation.

Images of WTF's are rare, but not a real issue for The Finder :

 

jaclaz

Edited June 20, 2014 by jaclaz

[larryb123456]

The question posed in your spoiler is very easily answered.

Regarding the "Seriously, WTF is that???" question:

"that" consists of 2 very crudely-drawn, partially-overlapping, white circles,

being pointed to by 3 crudely-drawn, white arrows.

 

Here's a question for "The Finder":

Why haven't you been able to find a good avatar for yourself,

after all these years?

 

(lol)

 

Just kidding, of course.

Your avatar is fantastic!!!

Edited June 20, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

 

This post was just made by Mahatma Gandhi.

 

(This is on the internet, so you must believe everything posted here.)

 

relevant quotes:

 

"I always feel safe in going to the theater. I mean, what could go wrong there?"

Abraham Lincoln

 

"I can juggle 12 apples, 37 grapes, a mongoose, and 3 watermelons, all at the same time."

Mahatma Gandhi

 

"Regards and Cheers, Retards and Cheerios."

bphlpt

 

"I am The Finder, and

DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!,

but I'm unable to find a good avatar for myself."

jaclaz

 

"Yawn"

larryb123456

 

"Edited by larryb123456, Today, 11:08 PM."

MSFN edit message,

immediately appearing after this post was last edited, on 6/20/14,

time zone: (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada).

Edited June 21, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

jaclaz, I made you an avatar, 100x100 pixels, that I'm certain you'll want to use,

immediately after seeing it and falling in love with it.

 

 

It's a picture of an Italian pussycat, trying hard to suppress a gigantic pootie-poot,

with the acronym LOL.

 

Here's a list of some LOL meanings, and, of course, you're free to pick out the one that best describes you:

 

Lame Old Loser

 

Lizard Of Love

 

Leader Of Lamers

 

Lover Of Lollipops

 

Lingual Odontoblast Loudmouth

 

I like the last one the best, because I just made up the word Odontoblast,

and I don't have a clue what it means.

 

As proof that I made up the word, you can Google it, and nothing will come up.

 

For example, Wikipedia has nothing to say about the word.

 

Proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odontoblast

 

Added in Edit

This is for the casual reader, who might be interpreting this post in a strictly literal sense. jaclaz and I are friends, and I often kid him in this manner, and he knows I'm kidding. Since I'm absolutely perfect, he will be unable to respond in a post about me like this one.

Edited June 22, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

This is a post about two metallic ovals.

 

 

Please identify all your self-imposed "chains", try to figure out how to break or loosen them, and then be happy.

 

T          H          A          N          K          S

 

L          A          R          R          Y           B

Edited June 23, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

 

B          E          H          A          P          P          Y

 

T          H          A          N          K          S          ,

 

L          A          R          R          Y           B          .

 

B          Y          E          ,           B           Y          E

 

F          O          R          N          O          W         !

 

Added in Edit:

As soon as I posted this, the message under my avatar said this was my post number 666.

I'm sure the Devil is going to kill me for making such a post with which he fundamentally disagrees.

Well, que sera, sera.

Edited June 23, 2014 by larryb123456

[larryb123456]

Hey, dudes and dudettes, the Devil didn't kill me, as I'd initially feared, as expressed in my last post.

 

We had a long discussion, and he said he'd let me live

if I continued making exceedingly brilliant stupid posts on MSFN.

 

So, in order to stay alive, I'll continue to make my exceedingly brilliant stupid posts, here.

 

If anyone doesn't like that, well,

EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!

and go ahead and sue me.

 

L          I          V         I         N          G

 

L         A          R        G         E           !

 

L          A         R         R        Y           B

Edited June 25, 2014 by larryb123456