techguy21801 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner is taking their sweet time:1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples cartswhen the aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell othershoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'.9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"And last but not least:15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while andthen yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveXP Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orange Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 lolz good ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rik Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmon Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 lmao!also Can i say ASDA!!!!!!! lol sorry everytime i see Wal-mart i always agrue and shout ASDA lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orange Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 ill add some more16. when the clerk scans the barcode from your products say it isnt yours till he count it manualy 17. talk the the clerk in morse code 18. spread around flyers in the shop from products with a discount from a nearby shop19. take a job as pet-sitter and let them loose in the shop .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carmon Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 orange Posted on Oct 23 2003, 09:52 PM ill add some more16. when the clerk scans the barcode from your products say it isnt yours till he count it manualy 17. talk the the clerk in morse code 18. spread around flyers in the shop from products with a discount from a nearby shop19. take a job as pet-sitter and let them loose in the shop ....LMAO i think ill try them out wmahhaha Evilness rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orange Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 20 ok here is its the sedative's way go inside dressed up like santa clause and give all the childeren voodoo dolls ... hopefully my nasty mind will come up with some more ideas btw this topic rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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